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jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

posted at 20:10pm with 446,293 notes

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

  • their favourite character
  • the lyrics they write on their hands
  • the colours they wear
  • which murder weapon they prefer
  • how they make their tea
posted at 20:09pm with 283,567 notes

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

posted at 20:02pm with 475,130 notes

uchihella:

uchihella:

mom…dad…i’m g

ai-sensei

image

posted at 19:57pm with 4,088 notes

box-pop:

 And here we find one fascinating creature performing his mating dance call… {x}

posted at 19:57pm with 1,116 notes

box-pop:

 And here we find one fascinating creature performing his mating dance call… {x}

posted at 19:57pm with 1,116 notes

officialunitedstates:

jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

posted at 19:56pm with 21,343 notes

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

(Source: landorus)

posted at 19:56pm with 182,336 notes